On Lego

During a recent visit to Bristol’s Cribbs Causeway shopping centre, I found myself outside the Lego shop. It was the first time I’d noticed it, to be honest. “You go on.” I said to Mrs Wormwood. “I’ll catch you up in Waterstones.” On stepping inside, I was greeted by...

Teaching an AI to be naughty

ChatGPT – the natural language AI developed by OpenAI – is everywhere in the news right now, with debate largely centring on the question of whether it is a potential force for good or the harbinger of doom. While the question remains open, we are learning...

Gone fishing

You may have noticed that so-called AIs are suddenly ‘flavour of the month’, which I find doubly annoying because not only do I hate the phrase ‘flavour of the month’ but I am embarrassed to find myself fascinated by something that might be classed as such. But there...

Hey Google

So we have two of our grandchildren with us for a sleepover. They are settling down for the night when Jossie (just three years old) asks: “Have you got OK Google?” To which Granny replies: “What? We have something like ‘Hey Google’ or at least we used to but I don’t...

The Deference Engine

As every fool knows, if you want to write a letter to the Queen, you start it with May it please Your Majesty And on the envelope, the first line of the address should read   Her Majesty The Queen If, on the other hand, it is the Prince of Wales who is to be the...