On Lego

During a recent visit to Bristol’s Cribbs Causeway shopping centre, I found myself outside the Lego shop. It was the first time I’d noticed it, to be honest. “You go on.” I said to Mrs Wormwood. “I’ll catch you up in Waterstones.” On stepping inside, I was greeted by...

That third runway

I just heard the announcement that the government is to give the go-ahead for the third runway at Heathrow. Apparently, this is meant to deliver that longed-for but elusive prize: economic growth. Now, I don’t necessarily have a problem with economic growth and,...

On falling down stairs

It is only in the last year or two that the thought of falling down stairs has begun to bother me. As a child I recall my mother’s hushed tones as she shared the news with one of her chapel-going friends that ‘Elsie has had a little fall’. In view of the fact that...

Hey Google

So we have two of our grandchildren with us for a sleepover. They are settling down for the night when Jossie (just three years old) asks: “Have you got OK Google?” To which Granny replies: “What? We have something like ‘Hey Google’ or at least we used to but I don’t...

Conversations with an AI – part 4

In part 1 of this exploration I introduced a fantastical story by the Polish writer Stanislaw Lem. It describes how an inventor called Trurl constructs an electronic bard — a poetry-writing machine — and invites his arch-rival, Klapaucius to set it a challenge. At...

Conversations with an AI – part 3

So I have been trying to persuade GPT-3 (an artificial intelligence) to write poetry.Sorry about the wait, by the way, but it comes with the territory. Omnivorism being essentially all about the pursuit of a multiplicity of interests, there is  always the risk I...